A couple of years ago I found the following poem on the Usenet group rec.pets.cats.anecdotes (RPCA, now readable as a Google newsgroup). It was by the 4 (FOUR) year old daughter of a poster, TJo:
Cats go to college, To gain a lot of knowledge. Dogs go to Jupiter, Only to get stupider.
Greetings (and a thousand pardons, as Poirot would say), Agnes
Mercury, you must be smart! Have you read ... or laid on all those books? Mango, Saddie, and I can't wait to take pictures of us with all our books. We think your picture is the cat's meow! Meow and purrs to you. Say "Prfff" to Venus for us >^..^<
Born in New York, raised in Florida, live in Los Angeles. Musician by trade. Wife of one, mother of three, stepmom of one. Concierge of two Burmese cats who think they are dogs and a Dalmatian/Great Dane dervish of a dog.
4 Comments:
At 11:19 AM,
Agnes said…
--- APOLOGIES TO DOG OWNERS! ---
A couple of years ago I found the following poem on the Usenet group rec.pets.cats.anecdotes (RPCA, now readable as a Google newsgroup). It was by the 4 (FOUR) year old daughter of a poster, TJo:
Cats go to college,
To gain a lot of knowledge.
Dogs go to Jupiter,
Only to get stupider.
Greetings (and a thousand pardons, as Poirot would say), Agnes
At 12:48 PM,
Agnes said…
Happy July 4th from Europe!
May your country be what you wish it to be and what you know would be right for her to be!
Sincerely,
Agnes
p.s. Many skritches and treats to the kitties and pets!
At 9:08 PM,
The cats, formerly known as CottonSaddieMango said…
Mercury, you must be smart! Have you read ... or laid on all those books? Mango, Saddie, and I can't wait to take pictures of us with all our books. We think your picture is the cat's meow! Meow and purrs to you. Say "Prfff" to Venus for us >^..^<
At 10:37 PM,
Heidi said…
Now dats a well read cat if I ever saw one. Hey Jupiter is a nice place to visit.........you cool cats should check it out some time.
Chow Heidi
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